About Us!

TLDR; Hey, Shirt Heads! Have a look around, if you have any questions shoot us a message! Contact@tshirtgoddess.com 😊

Welcome to T-Shirt Goddess! Where we sling t-shirts so rude, crude, and gloriously offensive, your neighbor’s HOA might send you a strongly worded letter! We’re the renegades of wearable rebellion, dishing out tees that say what you’re really thinking, profanity and all.

Born from a wild idea that, if you can think it, we can put it on a shirt. We’re mischief-makers who believe life’s too short for plain tees. Our shirts are plastered with snarky one-liners, NSFW slogans, and designs so bold they might start a bar fight. Printed with top-notch inks on wildly colored fabrics, these bad boys are built to last through every middle finger you throw.

Why shop our gloriously inappropriate gear?

•  Ballsy Designs: We’ve got swears, sass, and zero chill for your wardrobe.

•  Quality That Slaps: Tees that hold up, no matter how many times you wash the attitude.

•  Customer Service With Swagger: Got a problem? We’ll fix it faster than you can say “WTF.”

Based in the fiery pits of hell, Phoenix, Arizona, we’re here to help you wear your inner smartass on your sleeve, literally. Got a filthy (or not) idea for a custom tee? Hit us up. Let’s make jaws drop. Dream it, we’ll print it! 

All sizes are unisex (see size table below) and printed on heavy cotton fabric unless specified as soft-style fabric (lighter, more fitted). For a custom soft-style fabric or non-unisex sizing shirt, send us a message from the contact page or email (below). No extra charge!

E-mail: Contact@tshirtgoddess.com

Thank you for supporting our brand, and have the day you deserve! 😁

Size Table:

Because we know you’re going to ask “what is size tolerance?”

Okay! Imagine you have a favorite t-shirt, and it’s supposed to be a certain size, like “medium.” But sometimes, when the t-shirt is made, it might come out just a tiny bit bigger or smaller than a perfect medium. That’s what size tolerance means. It’s the little wiggle room in how big or small a shirt can be and still be called a medium.

Think of it like baking cookies. You want all your cookies to be the same size, but some might be a little bigger or smaller because of how the dough spreads. Size tolerance is like saying, “It’s okay if the cookie is a tiny bit bigger or smaller, it’s still a cookie!” For t-shirts, it means the length or width might be off by a tiny bit (like 1.5 in), but it’s still the size you ordered.

This happens because machines and people making the shirts aren’t perfect, but they try to get super close to the right size every time!

Shipping is $4.75 for the first item and $2.40 for each additional item (in the same order) USD.

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